Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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