they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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