Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
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You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
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