I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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