There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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