I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
When did angry sex become our thing?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
