She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
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i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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