YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
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