Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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