I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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