yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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