it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
