I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
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Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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