And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
