My friends, they love my intelligence
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
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I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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