Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
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I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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