We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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