Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Randomize
