Your dad touched me again.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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