this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
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He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
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We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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