Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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