put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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