I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
Randomize
