PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
this just has baby written all over it
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
