i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
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SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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