Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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