ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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