So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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