do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
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I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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