I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
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do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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