when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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