All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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