just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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