So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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