I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
the room spins SO much faster in panama
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I got inside last night via doggy door
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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