hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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