So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
