How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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