Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
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EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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