I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
is wine microwaveable?
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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