I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
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He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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