How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Randomize
