Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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