Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
