At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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