When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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