me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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