Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
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I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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