Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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