I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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