I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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