Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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