Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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