Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
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I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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