I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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