Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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