I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
birth control should be required to get into college
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
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