I wish I could punch you in the face.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.