spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.